Tyler Labine, Sonja Bennett, Alisen Down, Keith Dallas, Geoff Gustafson, Laura Bertram
In late 1999, computer programmer Lewis Henderson (Tyler Labine) is dumped by his girlfriend Sarah (Laura Bertram) after she realizes that his love of Internet porn outweighs his feelings for her. Now, with no flesh girlfriend to interfere, what started as an addiction to online smut turns into something much more tactile and hilariously creepy as Lewis becomes intimate with his computer. As this new romance with his silicon sweetheart blossoms, Lewis – screen name “Magneto” – finds himself under the gun at work, where he has just been put in charge of the Y2K conversion department. If his team of dedicated porn consumers and office backstabbers does not solve the programming riddle soon, the entire East Coast could sink into chaos. As the deadline approaches, Lewis's digital dalliances start to leak into the office, where he starts affairs with some of the newer models. To cover his tracks, he asks out Jane (Sonja Bennett), the new receptionist, who has her own suspicions about Lewis's motives.